bloody ingrate

i was happily surfing pr0n when i saw a mosquito flying around my screen, distracting me from the hardcore action going on.

it was an aedes mosquito because there were stripes on its body. i wanted to slap it, but decided not to, because it's only a cute innocent little mosquito. (and because i was watching pr0n)

then a while later, i saw the same mosquito flying around again, except that this time it had a big and red stomach.

THAT FUCKER BIT ME! AND IT'S AN AEDES MOSQUITO! DENGUE FEVER!

so i slapped him and took delight at the sight of the bright red smudge of blood on my palm.

at least i know what to do if i get a fever now.


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the end - bullet for my valentine