how much fun

sososo you know i'm a baldie now, and people have been asking why.

the most common reasons i gave are as follows:

1. i went to jail
2. stress-related hair fall (half-truth)
3. i got traumatised (most truthful)
4. i was bored (quarter-truth)

pros:
1. i don't have to dry my hair
2. i don't have to worry about what it looks like
3. my eyes don't get stabbed when it gets windy

cons:
1. my head gets cold on the bus
2. i can't cover my eyes with my hair and secretly look at chicks
3. there are wrinkles on my forehead
4. my ears stick out

seriously, this shit better bring me some good luck.


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bend your arms to look like wings - funeral for a friend