2004

i was reading some of my old posts and i realised i was so funny back then.

i'm not funny anymore.

"and all this came after mr. osama bin laden conviniently sent out a video threatening to blow up a few more buildings just days before the elections. this caused stupid americans to believe that bush was superman in disguise and could protect them from their greatest enemy, whereas kerry the peace-loving hippie can do nothing to help them."
- november 4

"then again, there are people who genuinely suffer from severe brain damage resulting from oxygen deficiency due to being stuck inside their mothers' womb for too long while she was in labour because they didn't like the bright light that was shining into the hole and funny noises coming from out there going "PUSH! PUSH!". this causes them to like taiwanese gaybands like f4, 5566 and energy. other side effects include TyPiNg LiKe ThIs. poor little things."
- november 5