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Thursday, May 03, 2007

yay, fuck you

oh cool, this is my 501st post. anyway i've got something to say.

i hate (MOST) china permanant residents in singapore. and i hate it that they're invading my fucking fine country and turning this place into a mini-china. actually singapore is a 4th generation mini-china, considering our forefathers all came from there, but that's beside the point.

they're loud and crass, ill-mannered and irritating. they piss me off to no end, from the screeching chinawoman on the bus to the stupid chinamen on the streets, FUCK THEM ALL. they bring their damn village-habits into singapore and pollute our beautiful country.

we were playing football at a basketball court in clementi (clementi is fucking infested with those cunts, seriously) last monday when a group of 5 chinamen in their early 20s came barging in with their basketballs, midway through our game.

they started their game of basketball right in front of our goal. so my friend told them in a very friendly manner that we were first to the court, and that there was another court across the road where they could continue their game of chineseball. i mean basketball.

some of them agreed to leave, but their chief chinaman refused. he even told us to sit down and let them play for half an hour, after which they would leave. NO FUCKING WAY WE WERE GONNA DO THAT.

so we continued our game, instead it had turned into shoot-the-china-man. they made easy targets since they were standing in front of our goal. once we got the ball, BANG! the first shot missed their heads, but it definitely ticked them off.

their chief was definitely getting pissed. we were prepared for a fight. 10 of us against 5 of them, although they were much bigger in size. many were itching to attack the chief cunt should anything happen, although we were NOT going to start any fight, just participate, should one occur.

shoot-the-china-man went on for quite a long time, until we got bored as we wanted to play football instead of this stupid game. oh, and their chief got hit in the face during the game.

we had another round of negotiations with them. chief chinacunt somehow missed the logic that we were there first, therefore they should fuck off and die. so blah blah, until he gave up. we gave them a final round of 7 baskets, and they would leave after that.

so they played and left, and we were happy and continued with our game.

The End


sidenote: i know that not all china people are cunts, and there are definitely many nice china people, as well as many cunty singaporeans. it's just that they seem to stand out a little too much. maybe it's because they're foreigners which causes them to get noticed more often.

and i'm fucking sure that karma will bite me in the ass and make me fall in love with a beautiful, sexy, intelligent, funny, PERFECT girl, except she's from china, after which she would read this post and hate me for the rest of her existance. such is the sadness of my life.

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