ignore the last paragraph
the problem with me is that once i listen to any band or artiste and i think they're good, i'll have an intense urge to get my hands on all of their albums somehow.
right now the urge is on of montreal, the new pornographers, the shins and bright eyes (since forever).
actually that's not really The Problem. The Problem is that i always have trouble in buying them, either because they're not on sale here or they're too damn expensive (hmv).
so then i'll be very sad, although it's probably a good thing because i would have spent literally thousands of dollars if they were available.
i also tend to buy cds and not listen to them much, so they're pretty much just display items on my shelf. big bad waste of money, i know.
of course, i can obtain them through other means (NOT downloading, eeehehehehehe), but it's just not the same as owning the cd, you know? for one, i can't fondle mp3 files like i can do to cds.
i think the smell of cds make me horny. i'd probably fuck all my cds if my dick was small enough to fit through the hole.
right now the urge is on of montreal, the new pornographers, the shins and bright eyes (since forever).
actually that's not really The Problem. The Problem is that i always have trouble in buying them, either because they're not on sale here or they're too damn expensive (hmv).
so then i'll be very sad, although it's probably a good thing because i would have spent literally thousands of dollars if they were available.
i also tend to buy cds and not listen to them much, so they're pretty much just display items on my shelf. big bad waste of money, i know.
of course, i can obtain them through other means (NOT downloading, eeehehehehehe), but it's just not the same as owning the cd, you know? for one, i can't fondle mp3 files like i can do to cds.
i think the smell of cds make me horny. i'd probably fuck all my cds if my dick was small enough to fit through the hole.
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its actually too small. so you won't even feel anything if you penetrated the hole
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Anonymous, at June 06, 2007 10:47 pm
that's a possibility too... maybe all those penile enlargement emails were sent to me for a reason.
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cromber, at June 07, 2007 2:17 am
mayb yrs is too big???
the cd mite even enter your hole of the dick where yr pee comes out..
of cos im being sarcastic cos only mine is tt big enuf
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Anonymous, at June 07, 2007 8:07 pm
ya i hope your dick is that big too. seriously. then the only thing you can fuck are elephants and whales.
small dick for me please.
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cromber, at June 08, 2007 2:03 am
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