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Thursday, June 07, 2007

invisibles are spoiling my day

my stomach feels like it's being squeezed like a stress ball by an invisible (and huge) hand. so i'm in pain, wondering if i should curl up and die or try to counter the squeezing by punching my stomach.

ouch, there it goes again. stupid cunty invisible hand.

i had a great plan of completing my 10 page report through the night, but this invisible hand obviously has other ideas for me.

there's also another invisible hand that's scratching my throat and it makes me cough. it also hurts like heaven when i swallow.

oh damn you, invisible hands! maybe it's a good time to start some violent payback.

perhaps a kind-hearted invisible hand would type out my report for me? i shall leave my laptop on and go to sleep.

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