a dream

i was in the toilet shitting, and my secondary school classmate was trying to get in and 'attack' me, just as we used to do in sec 2. so somehow i opened the door for him midway through wiping my ass, and he comes in and starts to wrestle me to the ground.

i then used my shit-stained tissue to rub all over him to get him away so that i could resume wiping my ass.

dreams are always terrible.