insert vulgarity

i am rather pissed off because the wind blew a bamboo pole down and some cunt stole my pants off the pole, leaving behind the rest of the clothes intact.

however i am unable to release my anger because there is no outlet. the closest culprit i can find is the wind, and i can't punch the wind or shout at the wind. of course i would punch the guy if i see him wearing my pants, and then strip them off him. (really)

would it be against the law for me to rob someone of my own pants? we shall see.

in the meantime, my anger is being repressed, forced deep into my consciousness.

i think it's time to study.