pure evil

i was watching martha on tv the other day, and i just thought she gave off an incredibly evil aura. she looks like the type who would cook little children for lunch, and then invite their parents over to share the meal. yes, that kind of evil.

anyway i also realised that she's quite a shitty host. she was trying to cook some potatoes i think, and i counted her saying 'errr' 10 times in a minute (yes i'm very free). that's 600 'errrs' in an hour. how the heck did she get so famous?

"this is errr the potato and errr we're gonna errr cook it, but first errr we need to cut it up errrrrrrrrrrrr." is she suffering from brain damage? if so then i'm terribly sorry and hereby retract all my comments.

of all the talkshows, i think opera is the best because she gives lots of gifts to her guests. ellen is second, although most of the time she seems like a rather demented woman. tyra is rather crap, all she does is open her eyes really really big and gasp and say "oh my god..." whenever her guests say something even vaguely emotional. and of course, martha is SHIT.

i'm really not that gay and i don't watch talkshows frequently. REALLY.