i want to kill you
whenever i go out, i am always plugged into my mp3 player from the moment i step out of my house till i get to my destination. very anti-social, i know.
once in a long while, i would decide that my mp3 player is too bulky or unnecessary and just leave home without it. and i would ALWAYS regret my decision.
like for example today, i went out without my mp3 player. i got on the 67 and within 2 seconds, there was a family of 3 sitting behind me. i am absolutely sure that they weren't there when i was first seated, but decided to sit behind me because i'm so sexy.
from what i could hear, i deduced that the father was old, like 50+, the mother was vietnamese (vietnam bride?), and their son was like 3 years old.
i wanted to kill their son. he was 'talking' in a very loud, fast and high pitched voice. i say 'talking' because i don't think the semi-nonsense that he was spouting could be considered as speech.
he was telling his father (and the rest of the bus) about his "fah-foh-mer" (transformers) and how it could fight or some shit.
then he asked "why why why gibberish gibberish why why why," and his father couldn't understand his gibberish and couldn't answer his question so he continued asking "why why why."
and his mother would once in a while start talking in vietnamese and i wondered if she was talking to herself because her husband never seemed to be able to comprehend her. but their son seemed to understand because he would reply her, although i don't know if the reply is in gibberish or vietnamese.
then this part nearly made me laugh out loud.
boy: "i bite you ah, i bite i bite!"
father: "OUCH YOU BITE MY EAR! YOU BITE MY EAR! you see lah, ang ang (red) already."
apparently he really DID bite his father's ear, and quite hard as well, because the father was shouting quite loudly.
next time i'm on the bus, i must remember to stay away from the following: kids, china-people, vietnamese, fillipinos, indians, mats, minahs, bengs, lians, aunties, uncles, squealing girls, roaring guys, etc.
actually i should just stay away from humans in general. except pretty and sexy girls of course.
once in a long while, i would decide that my mp3 player is too bulky or unnecessary and just leave home without it. and i would ALWAYS regret my decision.
like for example today, i went out without my mp3 player. i got on the 67 and within 2 seconds, there was a family of 3 sitting behind me. i am absolutely sure that they weren't there when i was first seated, but decided to sit behind me because i'm so sexy.
from what i could hear, i deduced that the father was old, like 50+, the mother was vietnamese (vietnam bride?), and their son was like 3 years old.
i wanted to kill their son. he was 'talking' in a very loud, fast and high pitched voice. i say 'talking' because i don't think the semi-nonsense that he was spouting could be considered as speech.
he was telling his father (and the rest of the bus) about his "fah-foh-mer" (transformers) and how it could fight or some shit.
then he asked "why why why gibberish gibberish why why why," and his father couldn't understand his gibberish and couldn't answer his question so he continued asking "why why why."
and his mother would once in a while start talking in vietnamese and i wondered if she was talking to herself because her husband never seemed to be able to comprehend her. but their son seemed to understand because he would reply her, although i don't know if the reply is in gibberish or vietnamese.
then this part nearly made me laugh out loud.
boy: "i bite you ah, i bite i bite!"
father: "OUCH YOU BITE MY EAR! YOU BITE MY EAR! you see lah, ang ang (red) already."
apparently he really DID bite his father's ear, and quite hard as well, because the father was shouting quite loudly.
next time i'm on the bus, i must remember to stay away from the following: kids, china-people, vietnamese, fillipinos, indians, mats, minahs, bengs, lians, aunties, uncles, squealing girls, roaring guys, etc.
actually i should just stay away from humans in general. except pretty and sexy girls of course.
3 Comments:
seriously LMAO LMAO LMAO
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Anonymous, at August 09, 2007 11:36 pm
Ken Ken : HAHAA TOTALLY ..!! But yea... since i discovered the wonders of portable music with my first CD player, Ive never left home without some shit plugged into my ear playing music and distracting me from the traffic - ... the impact is permanent and once ONLY .. nothing much :P
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Anonymous, at August 11, 2007 12:10 am
so you're trying to say you got banged by a car?
RIP
By
cromber, at August 11, 2007 1:12 pm
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