cobrrra juize

i just got back from vietnam on thursday. was there for a 10 day 'study mission' and erm it was fun. we were in our 'working attire' 6 days and i can tell you that it sucks and we felt so retarded standing around in a layer of perma-sweat.

in fact, we were covered in perma-sweat throughout the whole trip because vietnam is hot and vietnam aircons usually do not work. they're just there for show. it makes people think you're rich, until you try to turn it on and it doesn't work and they TIO SCAM LIAO!

we also had fun walking around half naked to each other's rooms and engaging in all forms of nonsensical activities like teaching everyone how to say COBRRRA JUIZE, which some of us (me included) drank as well.

we went to a university in hanoi which were filled with 90% female students. they screamed when they saw us as though we were rockstars. every classroom we passed started screaming like a bunch of madfucks who haven't seen guys in 20,000 years. then they started flirting with us while their principal was giving speeches and shit.

i was talking to a viet girl sitting behind me. i was insisting that she was 30 years old although she's 18 or 19, till the point she gave up.

"ok i am whatever age you want me to be."

"you are 30."

"do you know that in vietnam when a guy meet a girl for the first time and the girl is 30, the guy must kiss her hand?" she asked and extended her hand to me.

"SIAO AH?" i said. "no way."

"why don't you kiss my hand instead?" i asked after a while, and moved my hand to her.

"OK," and she was really going to kiss it but i took it away before she could, luckily.

it was really quite a scary experience.