in no particular order

the things i did in vietnam (that i can remember)
1. drink quite a lot of 7-up (AHAHA)
2. shoot real bullets from an AK
3. get 5 girlfriends from a $5 investment
4. step on chips until my whole floor was filled with crumbs and oil, because i drank too much 7-up and thought it would be fun
5. clean up the crushed chips from the floor
6. puke the morning after drinking too much 7-up
7. scream when female vietnamese store-holders tried to grab me to see their goods
8. crawl in the tiny cu chi tunnels and scream "BOMB BOMB!" and frog-hop all the way through
9. find out that the temple of richie-richie is actually the temple of literature because of the vietnam guide's pronounciation
10. shout TIO SCAM LIAO whenever any of us overpaid/the aircon is not working/just for the fun of it