strange sightings

yesterday at citylink i saw a girl in a blue jersey. the name printed on it was
d(^^)bbeverlyy
it made me giggle for a moment.

today at the bus stop i saw a guy (cunt) with an i'm-so-cool mohawk (cunt hair). he must have been bored because he yawned so hard that saliva dripped out of his mouth. i'm not shitting you.