back in september...
disclaimer: all of the events below DID NOT happen and are completely fictional. i drew all the pictures.
it was the last night of our trip so we went to the pho? shop opposite our hotel and bought all the heineken they had (they only had 23 cans i think) and some assorted local beers, and then another carton of tiger. beer is so cheap there that when you turn on the showers, water doesn't come out... it's BEER.
after which many friends decided to join in the fun. just look at all the orbs... they appeared in most of the photos taken in the hotel. maybe they're casualties of the war.
some time after this, things started to go crazy in my room. i dropped a biscuit on the floor accidently but instead of picking it up, i started stepping on it. then i threw more biscuits and assorted food items on the floor and around the room, and stepped on them all until the whole floor was oily and crumb-filled. i suppose i thought it was fun back then.
and then everyone went to sleep except me. i know because i took this picture. i then proceeded to sweep up the big mess i made with my hands and feet, and clear all the beer cans to avoid detection. i even disposed of them on different floors so that it wouldn't be so obvious. then it was time to send some drunks back to their rooms because we had to leave for the airport in the morning.
and all this time i was very very drunk too, since i finished up all the remaining beer in the cans before disposal, and there was really a whole lot left over.
so so after everything was done, i was dead tired but we had to leave soon so i went to bathe, and then fell asleep while sitting in the shower. after that i woke up and went to shit, fell asleep on the toilet bowl and fell off i think, can't remember but sydney said he heard me fall.
at the airport i had a killer hangover, puked out some black (WTF?) stuff and slept all through the plane ride home...
ooooh my, that sure was fun.
it was the last night of our trip so we went to the pho? shop opposite our hotel and bought all the heineken they had (they only had 23 cans i think) and some assorted local beers, and then another carton of tiger. beer is so cheap there that when you turn on the showers, water doesn't come out... it's BEER.
after which many friends decided to join in the fun. just look at all the orbs... they appeared in most of the photos taken in the hotel. maybe they're casualties of the war.
some time after this, things started to go crazy in my room. i dropped a biscuit on the floor accidently but instead of picking it up, i started stepping on it. then i threw more biscuits and assorted food items on the floor and around the room, and stepped on them all until the whole floor was oily and crumb-filled. i suppose i thought it was fun back then.
and then everyone went to sleep except me. i know because i took this picture. i then proceeded to sweep up the big mess i made with my hands and feet, and clear all the beer cans to avoid detection. i even disposed of them on different floors so that it wouldn't be so obvious. then it was time to send some drunks back to their rooms because we had to leave for the airport in the morning.
and all this time i was very very drunk too, since i finished up all the remaining beer in the cans before disposal, and there was really a whole lot left over.
so so after everything was done, i was dead tired but we had to leave soon so i went to bathe, and then fell asleep while sitting in the shower. after that i woke up and went to shit, fell asleep on the toilet bowl and fell off i think, can't remember but sydney said he heard me fall.
at the airport i had a killer hangover, puked out some black (WTF?) stuff and slept all through the plane ride home...
ooooh my, that sure was fun.
2 Comments:
HAHA. just imagining you falling off the toilet bowl makes me laugh out loud. that was sure funny. =P
haha well, those pictures were so old school. haha. i cant believe that its almost 7 months since then.
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michelle, at May 01, 2008 5:46 pm
lucky i didn't lie on the floor and continue shitting...
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cromber, at May 01, 2008 11:24 pm
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