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i registered for driving waaaay back in september 2007 but only first stepped into a car in mid-january. so after 4 months of waking up at 7 to go for 8am lessons (self-torture) and enduring various irritating instructors with funny english ("parallels parkings, verdicus parkings"), i'm glad to say it's finally over.
had my test this morning at 8.30 and erm i had 8 points because of 'failure to take precaution against pedestrian'. the pedestrian in this case is a fucking idiot indian woman who was talking on her phone while jaywalking very slowly while facing the opposite direction of on-coming traffic (me).
i was supposed to honk at her but didn't because i was so nice, but the tester was nicer and he honked for me and gave me 8 points as a present for being nice. i should have used the age-old excuse of "i didn't see her because she's so black" but didn't in case the tester had an indian wife or something. maybe an indian husband.
anyway the point is i am quite sad because i could have gotten a godly ZERO POINTS and then proceed to laugh at everyone who ever failed to achieve the same. "oh you scored 4 points for your driving test? well done, BUT I HAD ZERO POINTS AHAHAHGAHA!" my hopes were dashed by that idiot woman.
actually before the test i was thinking i would be happy as long as i scored a pass, as after all no one really cares if you had 2 points or 18 points, they only care about your license. and besides that i was also anticipating some bad karma after laughing and making fun of (both secretly and openly) people that i know who failed their tests.
but! BUT! after i found out that i was this close to scoring fucking ZERO POINTS, i feel considerably disappointed, kinda like after my napfa results when although i had a gold, the numbers weren't that nice looking.
in any case, there's no car for me to drive so it doesn't really make any difference. i still can't chaff anyone around.
had my test this morning at 8.30 and erm i had 8 points because of 'failure to take precaution against pedestrian'. the pedestrian in this case is a fucking idiot indian woman who was talking on her phone while jaywalking very slowly while facing the opposite direction of on-coming traffic (me).
i was supposed to honk at her but didn't because i was so nice, but the tester was nicer and he honked for me and gave me 8 points as a present for being nice. i should have used the age-old excuse of "i didn't see her because she's so black" but didn't in case the tester had an indian wife or something. maybe an indian husband.
anyway the point is i am quite sad because i could have gotten a godly ZERO POINTS and then proceed to laugh at everyone who ever failed to achieve the same. "oh you scored 4 points for your driving test? well done, BUT I HAD ZERO POINTS AHAHAHGAHA!" my hopes were dashed by that idiot woman.
actually before the test i was thinking i would be happy as long as i scored a pass, as after all no one really cares if you had 2 points or 18 points, they only care about your license. and besides that i was also anticipating some bad karma after laughing and making fun of (both secretly and openly) people that i know who failed their tests.
but! BUT! after i found out that i was this close to scoring fucking ZERO POINTS, i feel considerably disappointed, kinda like after my napfa results when although i had a gold, the numbers weren't that nice looking.
in any case, there's no car for me to drive so it doesn't really make any difference. i still can't chaff anyone around.
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