words of wisdom...
"bah, now everyone is like 'whooo my new school is great blah blah.' i think it's a whole bunch of shit. how come they didn't say school was great back when they were in secondary school? not many realise that it's just fucking orientation they're going through. if i were to go to 'school' and play games with hot chicks everyday then obviously school's great. when the lessons start then they'll start to cry."
"the reason i hate stupid people is that they are given a brain but choose not to use it. basically, stupidity is optional, which means that you have a choice to be or not to be. you see a piece of dog shit on the ground, and you think, "hmmm, dog shit. i can either eat it or continue on my way." smart people will ignore it, stupid people may step on it, just for kicks. however, if your choice would be to pop it in your mouth, then you're retarded, and thereby escused."
"i say, full figure my ass. they're just fat. and because of that, they get jealous of thin people because they have nicer bodies. normal people are not fat. fat people are fat. ever wondered why there are no obese animals in the wild? because animals aren't supposed to be fat. fat people are fat because they are fucking greedy and eat as much crap as they can, since they think "whoo, i'm gonna die anyway, might as well eat as much as i can now." "
"i once read that people love babies because they are unable to tell these people that the feeling is not mutual. and they imagine that the babies like them just as much. it's all one-sided love. like imgining the comatose woman loves you just because you like her, and she's unable to tell you to stop fondling her breasts.
i see babies as breathing and screaming dolls. they have no mental capabilities, except to cry when hungry. they can't tell you to fuck off when you poke their red little faces. or tell you that you have bad body odour when you pick them up. and because of this, people love them."
"she bought a weird mp3 player for herself as well. some brand that i've never heard of, and that thing has a radio, 256mb memory, and bluetooth, so she would be able to answer her calls with it, IF only she has a better phone. and the thing is a monster. it's so big that i thought it could be used as a club when you get attacked in the lift or something."
"i think it's a bad ending. being dead and not knowing it. like watching a play and suddenly all the actors stop acting. you wonder if the play is over or if that's just part of the show. but you never know."
"shellfish eats shit at the bottom of the sea. and people eat them. i used to eat shellfish too. sometimes when i rip open one, it smells of diarrhoea. think some fishermen had a stomach upset and shat in the sea. if you squeeze the back part of a shellfish, shit will come out. actually i'm not sure if it's the shellfish shit or shit the shellfish ate. maybe it's shit the shellfish ate converted into shellfish shit. hmm..."
"everyone wants to be unique now. in the future, everyone would be so fucking unique that a normal person would look unique instead because he's the only one who doesn't dress and act like a fucktard."
"it seemed like not too long ago that i was doing research on pope john paul 2 for my computer lesson website, wondering who the fuck was the 'po-pi'. that was 4 years ago. now he's dead. i do hope that god, in his sense of the word exists. it would be very tragic for someone who devoted his entire life working for god to die and realise that it's zeus, and not jesus."
"got the motorcycle diaries from bin. he said i'm not going to enjoy it after i told him i was not interested in watching a show about a retard in forrest gump. and i would have to agree although i haven't watched it yet. i do think it is quite offensive for actors to act as retards or other assorted handicapped people. no one wants to be retarded, and yet they act as retards. they should cast retards in roles of retards."
"so before this time, i am quiet. and this is the time when people think i'm a nice guy. once i start to be un-quiet, people generally call me either one of the following - fucker, asshole, bastard, or some kind of combination of the above mentioned words of affection."
"the reason i hate stupid people is that they are given a brain but choose not to use it. basically, stupidity is optional, which means that you have a choice to be or not to be. you see a piece of dog shit on the ground, and you think, "hmmm, dog shit. i can either eat it or continue on my way." smart people will ignore it, stupid people may step on it, just for kicks. however, if your choice would be to pop it in your mouth, then you're retarded, and thereby escused."
"i say, full figure my ass. they're just fat. and because of that, they get jealous of thin people because they have nicer bodies. normal people are not fat. fat people are fat. ever wondered why there are no obese animals in the wild? because animals aren't supposed to be fat. fat people are fat because they are fucking greedy and eat as much crap as they can, since they think "whoo, i'm gonna die anyway, might as well eat as much as i can now." "
"i once read that people love babies because they are unable to tell these people that the feeling is not mutual. and they imagine that the babies like them just as much. it's all one-sided love. like imgining the comatose woman loves you just because you like her, and she's unable to tell you to stop fondling her breasts.
i see babies as breathing and screaming dolls. they have no mental capabilities, except to cry when hungry. they can't tell you to fuck off when you poke their red little faces. or tell you that you have bad body odour when you pick them up. and because of this, people love them."
"she bought a weird mp3 player for herself as well. some brand that i've never heard of, and that thing has a radio, 256mb memory, and bluetooth, so she would be able to answer her calls with it, IF only she has a better phone. and the thing is a monster. it's so big that i thought it could be used as a club when you get attacked in the lift or something."
"i think it's a bad ending. being dead and not knowing it. like watching a play and suddenly all the actors stop acting. you wonder if the play is over or if that's just part of the show. but you never know."
"shellfish eats shit at the bottom of the sea. and people eat them. i used to eat shellfish too. sometimes when i rip open one, it smells of diarrhoea. think some fishermen had a stomach upset and shat in the sea. if you squeeze the back part of a shellfish, shit will come out. actually i'm not sure if it's the shellfish shit or shit the shellfish ate. maybe it's shit the shellfish ate converted into shellfish shit. hmm..."
"everyone wants to be unique now. in the future, everyone would be so fucking unique that a normal person would look unique instead because he's the only one who doesn't dress and act like a fucktard."
"it seemed like not too long ago that i was doing research on pope john paul 2 for my computer lesson website, wondering who the fuck was the 'po-pi'. that was 4 years ago. now he's dead. i do hope that god, in his sense of the word exists. it would be very tragic for someone who devoted his entire life working for god to die and realise that it's zeus, and not jesus."
"got the motorcycle diaries from bin. he said i'm not going to enjoy it after i told him i was not interested in watching a show about a retard in forrest gump. and i would have to agree although i haven't watched it yet. i do think it is quite offensive for actors to act as retards or other assorted handicapped people. no one wants to be retarded, and yet they act as retards. they should cast retards in roles of retards."
"so before this time, i am quiet. and this is the time when people think i'm a nice guy. once i start to be un-quiet, people generally call me either one of the following - fucker, asshole, bastard, or some kind of combination of the above mentioned words of affection."
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hmm... so true
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Anonymous, at April 27, 2008 5:32 pm
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