bus-ride-adventures

there's a cunt sitting beside me on the bus now. he's wearing multi-coloured tight pants that are purple on the front of his left leg, black behind, and black on the front of his right leg, purple behind.

and if that's not enough to qualify him as a cunt, he's also wearing shiny silver pointy shoes. what a beautiful combination!

you know, people in pointy shoes already look cunty enough, but this guy is one step ahead. and the pants, my god.

besides, he also smells like instant noodles, as though he spilled a pot on himself before leaving the house. the perfect finishing touch to his outfit, i think.

now i'm only worried that others might think i'm somehow related to this cunt so i'm trying very hard to appear otherwise, such as by staring out the window and typing on my phone and whatever else it takes.

written 15th june, 6:09pm