life made easy

i was on the north-east line today and i noticed they had quite interesting although unimaginative video clips about terrorism and related funstuff, like how to spot a terrorist, what to do after spotting a terrorist, what to do if the bomb blows up before help arrives, etc.

the videos show bombers as shifty men in sunglasses and cap, carrying a big bag, putting it under their seat and leaving it behind. if i were a bomber, i would thank god/allah/vishnu/appolo/whatever that they have such kind mercy to help me accomplish my task by showing me a clip of just what NOT to do. the road to martyrdom has been paved.

i suppose any potential bomber would know how to dress and how to behave after the instructional video they watched in the mrt station before boarding their train. no sunglasses, no caps, no big bags, sit still, BOMB!

mission accomplished.