burn those evil garments

back in 05-06, girls here had an unhealthy relationship with denim skirts. every girl and their mother were clad in denim skirts, and poor me, poor me was wondering if there was something wrong with me since try as i might, was unable to comprehend just what was nice about it.

there were even cool reconstructed skirts made from their old jeans and shit, which meant there were pockets in strange places and lines here and there. cool.

denim skirts must be one of the most unappealing, unattractive and unflattering piece of clothing a girl can put on. it's right up there on the list together with leggings on fat legs and wearing your grandmother's underwear to the beach. it's really that bad.

the material is far too stiff for a skirt and the cut is too squarish and constricting. this results in flat asses, squashed thighs, leg immobility, and basically looking like they were wearing a blue box. if you haven't realised, wearing a blue box is not a good thing. this is not meant to be a complement.

fortunately for me and other like-minded people, the trend died out. our joy was short-lived, however, as more unspeakable horrors awaited.