famous last words

some things before i go

1. i shaved my head and currently look retarded, i'm not going to post a picture because it will forever sully your wonderous impression of me

2. i got kicked in the mouth on sunday and there's a deep imprint of my braces on my upper lip

3. i finally drove a car after passing my driving ages ago and good to know that i'm still pro at it

4. i feel completely blase about tomorrow, which is strange since i predicted a fair amount of anxiety

5. i am sad that i have to cut my nice and long fingernails, having kept them since february