perfect as cats

this is the best thing i've seen in a long long long time. so long that i can't remember the 2nd best thing, but it's probably related to random hot chicks i see on the streets, because hot chicks are always great.

speaking of cats, my cat has turned strangely docile since i enlisted. he just sits around and doesn't bite or scratch when i stroke him. maybe i was the cause of his crazy behaviour in the past, and now that i'm gone he has no reason to be crazy anymore.

and erm good news i'm still not dead. now i'm worried the wire will rip my ass when i eventually shit it out.