the amazing exploding ass and other stories
saturday night i went to the cineleisure groundfloor toilet to take a piss. as i stepped into the toilet, i noticed that it stinks of shit so i decided to go to the urinals behind, thinking that it would be further away from the smell. then as i walked towards the back, i realised that the shit smell was getting stronger and stronger.
i thought to just fuck it and continue with my pee, so i went to the 2nd last urinal and started peeing. the smell was really getting to me by this time, and some other guys were complaining about it too. it smelt salty and almost as though the shit was already decomposing. i'm sure that if i stuck out my tongue i could have tasted it.
at first i thought it was someone taking an extremely large shit, then i realised that it's probably something worse. so as i peed, i looked around behind me, and fuck! FUCK! to my left in the last cubicle, there was a fucking shit-explosion.
EXPLOSION! i swear it was an explosion. the entire toilet bowl was covered with diarrhea, both inside and outside. the WALLS above and beside were covered too. the floor wasn't spared too. it was as though someone stood at the cubicle door and his ass exploded backwards to the toilet bowl.
i have no idea how his asshole managed to generate so much force, but it did. i just hope the poor guy didn't shit on himself too. so i stood there, still peeing, looking at the carnage behind me. seriously it was such a sight that i considered calling some strangers over to take a look, just so that such a nice thing wouldn't go to waste.
but in the end i didn't, and i went out and told my cousin what i saw just as he was about to eat his dinner. i think it may have affected his appetite slightly. i tried to convince him to check it out but he wasn't brave enough.
AND IN OTHER NEWS, my braces are finally definitely coming off this tuesday, so if you haven't seen them then too bad. or maybe you could arrange an appointment tomorrow (sunday) for your final chance.
i thought to just fuck it and continue with my pee, so i went to the 2nd last urinal and started peeing. the smell was really getting to me by this time, and some other guys were complaining about it too. it smelt salty and almost as though the shit was already decomposing. i'm sure that if i stuck out my tongue i could have tasted it.
at first i thought it was someone taking an extremely large shit, then i realised that it's probably something worse. so as i peed, i looked around behind me, and fuck! FUCK! to my left in the last cubicle, there was a fucking shit-explosion.
EXPLOSION! i swear it was an explosion. the entire toilet bowl was covered with diarrhea, both inside and outside. the WALLS above and beside were covered too. the floor wasn't spared too. it was as though someone stood at the cubicle door and his ass exploded backwards to the toilet bowl.
i have no idea how his asshole managed to generate so much force, but it did. i just hope the poor guy didn't shit on himself too. so i stood there, still peeing, looking at the carnage behind me. seriously it was such a sight that i considered calling some strangers over to take a look, just so that such a nice thing wouldn't go to waste.
but in the end i didn't, and i went out and told my cousin what i saw just as he was about to eat his dinner. i think it may have affected his appetite slightly. i tried to convince him to check it out but he wasn't brave enough.
AND IN OTHER NEWS, my braces are finally definitely coming off this tuesday, so if you haven't seen them then too bad. or maybe you could arrange an appointment tomorrow (sunday) for your final chance.
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