i washed his hair once!
we all know michael jackson died. i'm not really bothered by that. i'm not bothered by the millions of people mourning his death too, because the truth is, he IS just that great.
what i really can't stand (and wish to kill) are the people who were supposedly close to him, releasing mighty 'revelations' of him. "oh mj took a lot of drugs," "oh mj was suffering from depression," "oh mj was gay," "omg mj was really an alien!"
seriously fuck the whole lot of them. and each time one of them says something, the newspapers all take it to be the holy truth and start yet another 'true story' bullshit. i don't know if the papers are so oblivious to their stupidity or are they just so in love with how well the stories sell?
and these people, fucking hell they're acting like they knew mj so damn well, like they're his best friend or father or spy from the FBI. the truth is, they're all full of shit, and that explains why all their stories are so conflicting.
wanna know what really happened? 'mj' was actually the human host of an alien from mars. yes there are aliens from mars i swear. i know because i washed his hair once and i saw a door in his scalp and also i saw this on MIB. the alien returned to mars because he thought earthlings are invading his land with their mars probe and shit. so he went back and 'mj' died.
RIP.
what i really can't stand (and wish to kill) are the people who were supposedly close to him, releasing mighty 'revelations' of him. "oh mj took a lot of drugs," "oh mj was suffering from depression," "oh mj was gay," "omg mj was really an alien!"
seriously fuck the whole lot of them. and each time one of them says something, the newspapers all take it to be the holy truth and start yet another 'true story' bullshit. i don't know if the papers are so oblivious to their stupidity or are they just so in love with how well the stories sell?
and these people, fucking hell they're acting like they knew mj so damn well, like they're his best friend or father or spy from the FBI. the truth is, they're all full of shit, and that explains why all their stories are so conflicting.
wanna know what really happened? 'mj' was actually the human host of an alien from mars. yes there are aliens from mars i swear. i know because i washed his hair once and i saw a door in his scalp and also i saw this on MIB. the alien returned to mars because he thought earthlings are invading his land with their mars probe and shit. so he went back and 'mj' died.
RIP.
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