360 degrees of doom
you've most likely seen the facebook group 'i want to punch slow-walking people in the back of the head' at some point of your online existance.
i 'm not part of the group but i probably want to punch slow-walking people more than anyone else in there. seriously i get so damn agitated when i'm trapped behind such idiots.
i'm alright with it if the place is truly crowded to the point where it is impossible to walk at a normal pace, but what pisses me off the most is when there is space but every fucker around me is walking as though their legs are... fuck, as though they don't have legs.
or better still if a tiny group of people (usually 3) decide that it's a good idea to walk side by side on a path or in shopping centres, effectively blocking the whole damn walkway. fuckers.
there are also some special people who love to stop immediately after getting off from escalators because their tiny brains cannot process whether they should turn right or left.
it's so bad that they cannot even take a few steps forward so that poor souls (me) can escape from the deadly trap consisting of the on-coming people from the escalator behind, the escalator handrails on the sides, and their immense stupidity in front.
i 'm not part of the group but i probably want to punch slow-walking people more than anyone else in there. seriously i get so damn agitated when i'm trapped behind such idiots.
i'm alright with it if the place is truly crowded to the point where it is impossible to walk at a normal pace, but what pisses me off the most is when there is space but every fucker around me is walking as though their legs are... fuck, as though they don't have legs.
or better still if a tiny group of people (usually 3) decide that it's a good idea to walk side by side on a path or in shopping centres, effectively blocking the whole damn walkway. fuckers.
there are also some special people who love to stop immediately after getting off from escalators because their tiny brains cannot process whether they should turn right or left.
it's so bad that they cannot even take a few steps forward so that poor souls (me) can escape from the deadly trap consisting of the on-coming people from the escalator behind, the escalator handrails on the sides, and their immense stupidity in front.
1 Comments:
hahaha the last para is so true. i get very annoyed and then I decided to leave a gap in front of me everytime when boarding the escalator so that i wont get crushed
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dqb, at September 08, 2009 1:09 pm
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