scary memories
girls generally love johnny depp. i don't know why. maybe it's cos they're into pirate cosplay and such kinky shit. i think that's understandable.
many girls also love edward scissorhands. i don't know why. maybe it's cos of johnny depp. if it's cos they're into kinky scissorhands shit, then... expect to see many mutilated genitals.
i wonder if they'll love the movie as much if it wasn't starring johnny depp. seriously i don't understand the allure of that sick sick movie. that movie freaked the living shit outta me when i was a kid.
when i first watched it on tv, i was so freaked out that i felt like vomitting everytime i thought of it. i thought time could heal my wounds, and it did, after years.
then when i was almost recovered, i saw the damn advertisement on tv (bloody channel 5). and FUCK! i felt like vomitting again. the poison was still in me and it was revived.
this went on for quite some time, unfortunate little me. maybe that's why i'm kinda demented now. childhood influences, you see. there was even once when i turned on the tv right in the middle of the movie (bloody channel 5 again).
i was like "hmm this show looks interesting. wonder what it is..." [enter black figure] "OMG EDWARD SCISSORHANDS!" [scramble for remote] that's what nightmares are made of. terribly traumatising for a kid.
even until now i find the movie disturbing. i haven't seen it in years so i guess i'm more or less fine now. i no longer feel like vomitting when i think of it but still i have no wish to watch it.
if girls like it because of johnny depp then they're fine. if they like the movie itself then they're sick demented bitches and i want nothing to do with them.
many girls also love edward scissorhands. i don't know why. maybe it's cos of johnny depp. if it's cos they're into kinky scissorhands shit, then... expect to see many mutilated genitals.
i wonder if they'll love the movie as much if it wasn't starring johnny depp. seriously i don't understand the allure of that sick sick movie. that movie freaked the living shit outta me when i was a kid.
when i first watched it on tv, i was so freaked out that i felt like vomitting everytime i thought of it. i thought time could heal my wounds, and it did, after years.
then when i was almost recovered, i saw the damn advertisement on tv (bloody channel 5). and FUCK! i felt like vomitting again. the poison was still in me and it was revived.
this went on for quite some time, unfortunate little me. maybe that's why i'm kinda demented now. childhood influences, you see. there was even once when i turned on the tv right in the middle of the movie (bloody channel 5 again).
i was like "hmm this show looks interesting. wonder what it is..." [enter black figure] "OMG EDWARD SCISSORHANDS!" [scramble for remote] that's what nightmares are made of. terribly traumatising for a kid.
even until now i find the movie disturbing. i haven't seen it in years so i guess i'm more or less fine now. i no longer feel like vomitting when i think of it but still i have no wish to watch it.
if girls like it because of johnny depp then they're fine. if they like the movie itself then they're sick demented bitches and i want nothing to do with them.
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