strange sounds in the house
i was home alone one night with the maid. i was in the room and she, in the kitchen doing whatever. suddenly i heard some strange noises. it sounded like... nothing i've ever heard before.
it was some strange, high-pitched, long whining sound. like heeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. or maybe heeEEeeEEeeeee. (imagine that sound and multiply its weirdness by 10 and you've got it) and then there were some foot stomping, THUMP THUMP.
at first i thought she was playing with the cat and the cat was making the sounds. no, it can't be, it sounds too weird. so i thought maybe her friend came over. but no, it wasn't. too weird for that.
seriously the sounds that were coming from outside were so weird that it freaked me out for a little. so i creeped closer to the room door to listen.
IT WAS MY MAID! she was talking on the phone and she was getting VERY excited. fuck, i've had lots of experience with maids getting excited on the phone (the previous one was a champ at this), but this shit was way out there, i tell you.
from what i heard, she would be talking normally, quietly, and then suddenly she'll say "NO!" in a playful tone. AND THEN, she'll go "heeEEeeEEEEeeeee," followed by a few stomps on the ground with her feet.
wtf? i thought. at first, it was strange and freaky, but after a while i started getting pissed with all the stupid noises she was making. i wanted to tell her to shut up, but then i honestly haven't spoken a word to her since perhaps her first month here, so i decided it would be rather awkward and didn't.
it was some strange, high-pitched, long whining sound. like heeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. or maybe heeEEeeEEeeeee. (imagine that sound and multiply its weirdness by 10 and you've got it) and then there were some foot stomping, THUMP THUMP.
at first i thought she was playing with the cat and the cat was making the sounds. no, it can't be, it sounds too weird. so i thought maybe her friend came over. but no, it wasn't. too weird for that.
seriously the sounds that were coming from outside were so weird that it freaked me out for a little. so i creeped closer to the room door to listen.
IT WAS MY MAID! she was talking on the phone and she was getting VERY excited. fuck, i've had lots of experience with maids getting excited on the phone (the previous one was a champ at this), but this shit was way out there, i tell you.
from what i heard, she would be talking normally, quietly, and then suddenly she'll say "NO!" in a playful tone. AND THEN, she'll go "heeEEeeEEEEeeeee," followed by a few stomps on the ground with her feet.
wtf? i thought. at first, it was strange and freaky, but after a while i started getting pissed with all the stupid noises she was making. i wanted to tell her to shut up, but then i honestly haven't spoken a word to her since perhaps her first month here, so i decided it would be rather awkward and didn't.
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