the truth

i was watching a bit of king kong on tv last night, when i realised how wrong that story actually is. it must have been the strangest case of stockholm syndrom ever. a normal, pretty woman who develops feelings for her captor, who just so happens to be a damn fucking giant gorilla.

this is wrong and impossible on so many accounts, least of all because we all know that women hate giant hairy (and definitely smelly) creatures. it's in their nature, i guess. i know because i have a big hairy friend and he complains that he never has any luck with the ladies.

if women dislike a big hairy human, what hope is there for a giant fecking gorilla? and the human doesn't even smell anywhere as bad as the gorilla.

in a more realistic setting, the woman would crawl into king kong's ear while he gets murdered by the army. after which she'll escape and get famous selling her story to the papers, and then dump adrien brody because he's not famous enough.