we are god's failed experiment

sometimes i'll feel invincible when i'm tipsy, with the alcohol-induced bravado and all that going on, but mostly i'll still regain a little bit of sense in me.

but when i'm suffering from a hangover, however, that's when i really feel invincible. why? because there is nothing more important that that stupid throbbing in my head. everything else is secondary.

yesterday i was suffering from the mother of all hangovers, which lasted all the way till nighttime. i was thinking of a lot of things so that i could distract from that throbbing, and here's one for you.

i was pissing (literally) when this came to mind: if there is a god, why did he ever bother creating us? i couldn't wrap my mind around this, because if I were god, i wouldn't create me. i wouldn't create you too. or your mom.

the only reason for this would be that he's been spending eternity with nothing much to do, and so decided to make us for some bit of amusement. after all, what's more funny than watching little humans running around?

and also watching little humans writing blasphemous blog posts. oh joy. blame it on the hangover.