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Tuesday, March 16, 2010

scary stuff

i'm at the polyclinic now and there are 2 little animals running around the waiting area. one is black and the other white. i don't know what animal are they, but it's like nothing i've ever seen before. not sure if they're edible, but i'd chokeslam them if it was legal to do so.

there's something strange about them. when they walk, it's with an unsteady gait and their feet make squeak squeak noises across the floor. they also make scary demonic-sounding screeches from their mouths, like a cross between a cat that has sore throat and emily rose.

these animals suddenly appeared out of nowhere and started terrorising the people here, clambering about, pulling women's hair, disturbing men reading the papers, trying to open the doors to the consultation rooms, and generally raising hell on earth.

no one dares to approach these fearsome animals, not even a brave p-man such as myself. DAMN! those things are scary i tell you. finally someone called animal control, and when they came and tried to capture the animals, they ran to a corner and started screaming and thrashing about.

i'm not sure if this was a defensive maneuver or if they were trying to call for help from other creatures, but the animal control guys wouldn't have any of it. they must have had a vast experience, because they simply grabbed the animals and half-dragged, half-carried them to their waiting vehicles outside.

peace was finally restored and the whole room cheered and clapped in relief.

written 15th march 2010, 12:15pm

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so i got home safely and went online to find out what animals were those. found them on wiki...

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