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Friday, August 06, 2010

tell me why?

back in the day when apple was only the ipod, i already disliked how everyone was gushing over it. i didn't buy one because i didn't wanna use fecking itunes and the stupid m4a format. the sound quality wasn't good either, and there were countless stories of crashed ipods. in spite of all these, everyone still loved their ipods.

then some time during my later years in poly, i started noticing people using apple laptops. wow, what a strange phenomena, i thought. i've heard that apple laptops were good for designing software and mixing music, so i supposed they were either graphic people or music people, otherwise it didn't really make sense to go through all the hassle to use apple.

remember, back then apple was basically incompatible with the whole world. they had to install programs to use microsoft word and shit. and every single shit in the world couldn't run on apple maybe because they only have one fecking mouse button.

some time later, i noticed that more and more people were using their apple laptops in school. wow, there are so many graphic and music people here! and then more and more and more people started using apple, and i realised that they weren't graphic or music people! they were just act cool people! because somewhere along the way, it became cool to use apple, like you're so cool that the hassle doesn't bother you!

it became so ridiculous that i even knew of people who bought apple laptops and didn't know how to use them. so why? did they fall for the hype or were they just trying to act cool? god knows. fuck them, i thought, as i went off to hibernate in NS.

2 years later... i emerged from my hiding place and found the world to be crawling with apple products! now everyone and their mothers use apple. it's gotten so big that it's out of hand! iphone! ipad! ipod touch! omg! iphone 4!

say what you will, but i still think that most apple users are act cool people. why else would they wanna buy things that serve no purpose in their lives? like the ipad? wtf? seriously? it's like an ipod but 10 times as big thus you're 10 times as retarded if you want to lug it around. and the iphone 4? everyone knows that it has serious problems and yet people still flock to get one.

steve jobs just pissed his pants from laughing too hard. and FUCK YOU if you're reading this on your iphone/ ipad/ apple laptop.

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