lines crossed

so this afternoon i was calling my friend who was in school and a woman picked up. i thought it was one of the girls playing around, but i could hear some kids' noises in the background. it gave me the impression of a kindergarten.

strange, so i was like erm, hello, joel?

"joel? who is joel?!" she sounded indian.

fucking strange, so i just hanged up. afterwards when i met him, i called and it went through without any problem. i don't know how did it get connected to this woman's phone the first time.

after half an hour i got a message from a strange number. "why who r u?where u get my #?"

i told her i was calling my friend and somehow it got connected to her phone.

she replied "oh i see,u talk already 2 ur frend,by the way im shawie?"

holy fuck is she trying to befriend me? this crazy bitch must have watched one too many romantic films and probably thinks that she's fated to be together with me. but could i blame her? after all, what are the chances of the phone line randomly connecting to her?

i thought about it for a second. am i really fated to be together with 'shawie,' a crazy indian bitch probably in her 30s, working in a kindergarten, and with such terrible english?

HELLLLLLLL NO. i didn't reply.