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Monday, May 21, 2012

day 3

i have now been awoken from my sleep 4 times in 3 days due to the dog's thunderous barking.

i have also made it known to everyone that i will kill the dog if given the chance, and this has alleviated the problem somewhat because they're all watching the dog's behaviour intently, worried that these few days will indeed be its last.

the dog's really somewhat retarded. its home ground is in my brother's room, which is at the furthest end away from the main door. what it did the whole fucking day and night (no exaggeration) was every 10-15 mins it'll bark, and then it'll run to the main door and bark there, run around the living room a few times, and finally go back into my brother's room.

my brother was rather edgy the entire day, i don't know if my sister told him i wanted to kill the dog and his gf. each time the dog started barking or running out he'll chase it and try to coax it back into the room, which is good because otherwise it'll be barking like a fucker again and i'll have no choice but to kill it.

it also doesn't help that this dog is one of the worst trained dogs ever. i think my brother's gf only taught him one thing, which is to sit and then high-5. that's all, seriously. and it doesn't even work all the time.

oh and i've also seen my brother's gf use "no" on it, like no barking! no running! but i don't think the dog even understands what it means. it'll just bark until it's satisfied and stop, and i guess that makes her think that her commands actually work.

another thing is i suspect my sister was the one who gave the green-light to have the dog come over. she's some sort of an animal-lover, but the way i see her interacting with the dog, i'm so glad we don't have one or else it'll definitely turn out to be more of a fucker and way more retarded than this one.

like when the dog is barking like a mad fucker, she'll go over to it and say "no barking no barking," and of course it'll continue barking. then my sister will pet it. so what the dog is thinking is (assuming that retard can even think), ok, if i bark she'll come here and pet me.

sometimes i feel like i shouldn't blame the dog. after all it's just a dog, it is the owners who made it this way. sometimes i let my hatred subside, and then that fucker starts barking again and i start plotting its death.

wednesday morning, this nightmare will finally be over.

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