oh, me

this morning i dreamt that i was in class having a big argument with a fucking annoying malay girl, and i remember it so clearly because i was amazed by the amount of wit i possessed even in my dreams.

after we finished shouting at each other, i heard her saying aloud to her friend, "how i wish our laws aren't so strict, then i can ask my brother to come and bash him up!"

i then shouted at her, "yah yah, but he'll be coming here to take revenge for you, because i would fucking kill you right here!"

that shut her right up.