ssspasm

yesterday i was looking at shoes and there were 2 teenaged girls there too.

i overheard one of the girls say to her friend: "can you bring this home for me first? because parents."

i was waiting for her to complete her sentence and then i realised to my horror that i had heard tumblr-speak for the first time in real life!

what in the fuck???

i could feel a spasm resonating from the back of my head where my neck and skull met.

it was the same feeling i had many moons back when i heard my classmates say "must as well."

oh god i feel it again.