metalmouth

"the girl was wearing braces, which immediately adds 20 points to her cuteness level. this means that she scored 120 out of 100, which made me fall in love with her for a little while."
- me

i believe that it is a general consensus amongst guys that girls look 10,000 times cuter with braces on. i wonder if girls think the same way about guys too? i sure hope so, because i've got braces too.

just got them today and they're irritating as hell. i think i'm gonna have lots of fun for the next 2 years or so, especially when my teeth rot in the jungles. then i'll have perfectly straight teeth, except they've all fallen out.

at least i don't need to wear braces for dentures.