tired again

i'm fucking tired for the second day in a row. went to school to take the english weekly test, then played soccer in the sports fiesta. we did quite badly, losing in the quarter finals 1-0. it was raining quite heavily and it was so cold that my lips were purple and my palms were blue. in all we scored 1 goal and conceded 1 goal in the entire tournament. and i conceded the goal. damn. i was caught wrong-footed and my view was blocked. and what's worse was the goal was a pussyfied little weak shot from a little pussified person. damn.
then accompanied a fat fuck to buy shoes. went to peninsula plaza, then went to peninsula shopping centre, then went to eat. after that, went back to peninsula plaza again. since all the shoes there didn't seem to attract his attention, we took a bus to pacific plaza. the shoes there sucked too, so we walked to hereen. then went to hmv to search for afi/bright eyes/modest mouse cd. but the prices were astronomical, and didn't buy anything. and he finally bought his shoes at flash and splash. in all, i spent more than 3 hours walking around with a heavy bag. so now my back, knees and shoulders hurt. yay.
once again, i'm too tired and can't be fucked to write more.

tired

got back from the cross country/mass run at about 7.30.  fucking tired now.  and i actually ran.  stupid me was running faster because i thought my friends were in front... but they were behind...  then drank 5 cups of (free) milo.  and got a stomache ache for my greediness.  i cringe at the thought of going back to school tomorrow.  and i injured my ankle.  have no idea what caused it.  i think its because i sat cross-legged on the floor and my tigh was pressing into my ankle.  but how the fuck would that cause an injury...
im tired, can't be fucked to write more.

die

cheers.  i just wasted 6 hours of my life yesterday.  cheering at the national stadium.  actually i didn't cheer.  i just clapped along with the claps or something.  anyway, i'm still wondering how the fuck do girls manage to make high high high pitch screams again and again and again without getting a sore throat?  the screams were scary.  made me feel like stuffing my fists into my ears.  or into their mouths.
and it rained, quite heavily.  then the cheerleading fuckers didn't allow us to go take shelter.  so there we stood, like a bunch of fucktards, in the middle of the rain, while some other schools went to take cover.  and the cheerleading fuckers decided to cheer.  i wonder what is the fucking point of cheering if there isin't anyone running.  thus, we fucktards stood in the rain, cheering for some invisible runners.  of course, i didn't cheer.
for all our hard work, sji finished 2nd in b division and 6th in c division.  then i had to take a bus home, took one and a half hours to get back.  cheers
 
watched vanilla sky just now.  pirated cd again.  fucking confusing show.  managed to get most of the story down although i fast-forwarded for most of the show.  didn't know that penelope cruz had a nude scene in there.  it was a nice sight though.  i thought she was ugly.  but now i change my comments.   and cameron diaz looked nice too.  bleah.
 
in two weeks time i would be sitting for a test.  actually its many tests.  6 tests to be exact.  2 on a weekday and 4(?!) on saturday.  what the fuck.  the test(s) are supposed to prepare us for the prelims.  yay.  i actually think i can pass them.  because there is no maths.
the only thing i'm worried about is elective history/social studies. 
i can't understand what the fuck the teacher is talking about.  she is mumbling to herself and when we ask her to speak louder, she says "this is the loudest i can go, if you want to hear me, you have to shut up."  cool.  and she always tells us to speak up when we speak to her... wonder why she can't speak up when she talks to us.  so my history/ss is fucked.  hopefully i can get my act together before the exams.  and the exams are going to come fast.  after the test, it's going to be the prelims immediately after the september holidays.  then the o's are coming in november.  think i really should consider studying.  and my maths is(and have always been) fucked.

the satish

since i was bored and had nothing to do, i decided to create another entry for today. and since i probably won't be writing here tomorrow, because of the track and field cheerleading gay shit at the national stadium, which would mean that i would be home late at night, which would mean that i won't be online. so for all the bored souls out there, this entry is for you.
i have realised that satish is a very interesting person, and therefore, dedicate this entry to writing about him. the following would include two true stories and one fictional story.

part 1: the grand theft.

last year, in sec 3, satish went into class and stole three handphones from some classmates. that wasn't too bad. the bad part was that he got caught doing it. the story goes that one of my classmates called his house and spoke to his younger(2 year old) brother, who told the classmate that he recently brought many handphones home. when confronted, satish denied everything. however, as he was going home, one of the victims threatened to report him to the police. then he got scared and promised to return the phones.

a classmate later told me that satish's father had asked him about where he got the money to buy the phones from, to which he said he had saved up the money to get it. and his father then praised him for knowing how to save money. i think that any parent with a relatively well-functioning brain would know that it is quite difficult for someone to be able to buy a few phones with a $2-a-day pocket money.

the matter was then blown up, and parents were called down. satish then said that he stole the phones to get back at the classmates for making fun of him. the best part was his parents then bought him a pda worth a few hundred dollars to 'prevent' him from stealing again. talk about good parenting indeed.

part 2: the date

last saturday, my school organised a concert. desperate, satish duped an indonesian-austrailian girl(who is very ugly) to go with him. he told her that he was performing in the concert, and that he had extra tickets to the show, and asked her along. then during the show, he told her that he was a back up performer, and so wasn't performing. in fact, he wasn't even part of the shit(excuse the pun). the best has yet to come. during the hotel california performance, he shouted someone's ex-gf's name. some guy turned around and told satish to shut the fuck up. then many people began to laugh at him(satish). his female friend was so embarassed that she left soon after. i got this from a classmate, so the authencity is questionable.

then today, he told me that she left halfway because it was very late and her parents had to pick her up. yeah right.

part 3: the origins

made this up today. satish originated from a mutated piece of shit. legend has it that a worker, who was carrying radioactive waste to an undergound storage facility, felt the urge to take a shit. however, the builders of the facility had conveniently missed out the toilets. so, the worker had no choice but to drop his pants and take a shit right there. suddenly, his supervisor began calling for him. in his hurry, the poor man didn't even have time to clean his ass. during the mad scramble, he accidently toppled a canister of radioactive waste on the ground. he was worried and quickly left the scene. what he didn't know was, the radioactive waste had created a weird reaction in the shit, causing it to grow larger and resemble a human. so there, satish was born, teenage mutant ninja turtles style, in an underground radioactive waste storage facility.

DISCLAIMER: i am NOT a racist, i do NOT hate people of other races. i wrote this because i hate satish, and NOT the whole indian race. thank you for your kind understanding.

secret

it's stupid to think that there isin't any other life forms in the universe other than that on earth.  the universe is big.  huge.  enormous.  infinite.  how is it ever possible that life only occurred on earth?  even if it was through a million/billion/trillion-in-one chance of happening, it would still somehow happen somewhere else out there.
maybe it's because humans have the need to feel 'special' that they make themselves believe that there isin't any other single population of intelligent life forms out there in the big black universe.
i wouldn't hesitate to call someone stupid if they do not believe that life exists elsewhere, away from this blue little planet.  they would be either stupid or christian.  basically christianity is based on the fact that god only created life on earth and no where else.  i am a christian, but i think that the bible is not completely true.  like how it says humans were created at the beginning of earth, and how the early humans could live for hundreds of years.  in fact, the whole christian religion would be destroyed should there be any official discovery of life outside this planet.
check out hubblesite.org to see how big the universe actually is.  earth is in one galaxy, which is already huge.  i think that there is already other life in our galaxy, let alone the other billions of galaxys that dot the universe.  and there are still other galaxys the lie outside our range of sight, because they are too far away for light to travel here.

zzz

didn't write during the weekend.  simply had no time to do it.  went to the kindred spirits concert in school on saturday.  it was boring.  luckily i didn't waste $5 on the tickets.  simply walked in through the back entrance with some other guys.  there were a whole bunch of girls there, some ugly and some pretty, but mostly ugly.  who cares anyway.  it's weird how girls can make loud shrieking noises without getting a sore throat.
the plays were boring, the instrumental shit were boring, the weird unintelligible singing was boring.  the first band sucked, the second band didn't do too badly but the singing was horrible.  and the dancing done with hotel california was disgusting.  oh, and the singing was bad too.  the hosts didn't do well too.  they were trying too hard to sound interesting.  sounded fake in the end.  i think people should just speak like what they do normally.  there is really no point in trying to be something that you are not.  make you look hypocritical.  bleah.  people are going to hate me.
the only relatively interesting performance was the skit by the chinese language society.  truthfully, it was interesting only because it made me laugh, as it was too damn lame.
 
went to my grandmother's house on sunday.  was there for the whole day so again, didn't have the chance to update this.  i have been sick since last thursday, but it only got bad yesterday.  down with the flu, coughing the day away.  cannot make myself eat the medicine beacuse it is supposed to make me feel drowsy.  i think that sleeping in the afternoon is a waste of my life.  spending one-third of my life sleeping is already a large waste.  there isin't the need to waste more time sleeping.  maybe i would take it tonight...

wtf

wow.  look at this  www.kfccruelty.com.  yuck.  don't think i'm going to eat that for some time.  i'm no chicken-lover, but this is just too much.  cutting off beaks, stepping on them, and the bad living conditions...  apprently they catch chickens by smashing them with a metal rod, thus breaking their bones, leaving them unable to escape.  the chickens don't die until a few days later, when they are sent to the slaughter house.  and chickens are not the only animals being tortured - almost all animals in factory-farms are tortured before they are finally killed.  remember to watch the 'meet your meat' video on the site.  then you know what i'm talking about.

gayness

oh.  i remembered that i went on a geography field trip to a meteorological station in changi, right beside the airport.  spent about an hour traveling there in a smelly new bus.  the place was small and the instruments were placed in a small open field beside the station.  the trip was useless and i didn't learn anything from it at all.  the instruments were all high-tech and automated, meaning that there wasn't much to see.  for example, a little ufo shaped object sitting on top of a cylindrical stand was supposed to be for measuring air humidity or something.  what.  the.  fuck.
and just as i was happy to leave the place, the driver brought us back to changi airport.  we went to a small room which was supposed to be the place where they release weather information to the press.  we watched a video about some storm that hit singapore in 2001 and then another one about lightning.  retarded.
and there was this guy that was either inquisitive or just deprived.  he simply had to look at everything there was to look at, and touch everything there was to touch.  in the office, he touched and looked at stuff that did not concern him at all, such as the notes belonging to the workers and so on.  what.  the.  fuck.

sji is a stupid school.  being one of the "top" independent schools, they simply have to keep their rankings up.  this means that they would have to force 'weaker' students to drop out or repeat school again, because if they fared badly in their o's, sji's rankings would fall.  as said by my maths teacher, "for every f9 that is scored, 15 a1s is needed to pull the grades up."  thiru has been made to repeat sec 3 starting monday, although many of my classmates think and know that there are many others that are doing much worse than him.  so the school has just made him waste one year of his life.  the fuckers could have made him repeat before the year started or even after the mid-year exmas, but they had to do it now.  3 months before the o's.  what.  the.  fuck.
i think that it is the responsibility of all schools to help their students to the fullest extent.  sji claimed they were helping him but he wasn't helping himself.  even if that is true, as one of my classmates said, "you can bring the horse to the water but you can't force the horse to drink."  therefore, i believe that the school is obligated to allow him to take the exams, and whether he does well or not, it's his own problem.  but the fuckers didn't want that to happen because it would bring them the risk of dropping in the school rankings.  what.  the.  fuck.
now i understand why the ministry wants to do away with the rankings.  i say fuck the rankings and fuck sji.  i is stupid to think that the rankings are more important than the welfare of the student.  i don't think that it would help in any way for him to waste one year of his life.

i wonder if anyone is actually reading this blog.  there isin't a point of writing if no one is reading right?  so if you are reading this, drop a comment in so i can know if anyone does visit this blog at all.  bleah.

bored

watched matchstick men just now.  pirated dvds from indonesia are good.  nice show, big twist in the end.  can't believe the actress(alison lohman) is 25.  she was playing the role of a 14 year old and i thought she really was around that age...
the racial harmony games today were really stupid and a bloody waste of time.  i pity the older generation for having to play these retarded games.  we did rope-skipping, some gay gunnysack racing thing and sepak takraw.  can't be fucked to explain what they were about.  overall, it was an enormous waste of time.  ahhh. fuck it.
everyone go download the calander hung itself by bright eyes.  download cause we're all cheap fucks that cannot be bothered to buy a cd with only a few good songs inside.  it's such a nice song.  whatever.  just go download it.  and listen.  and listen again.  and again.

school

back to school, sucks as usual.  i think that people work too much.  you start school when you are 4 years old.  considering the inclusion of university, you would finish your studies at about 23.  then its off to find a job and work till you retire, probably at 65.  so the average person spends 61 years of his/her life working.  given the life expectancy rate of 75 years, you would waste 81.33% of your life working.
so what's the point of working this hard?  some people say they work hard now to be able to enjoy their retirement but it's really hard to imagine what you could do when you're 65.  therefore, i congratulate you for effectively wasting 61 years of your life to finally be able to have a 10 year holiday.
 
found this from kontraband.com, authenticity is questionable.

- in lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female.  having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death.
- in bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination.  he may only see their reflection in a mirror.
- muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse.  this also applies to undertakers; the sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times.
- the penalty for masturbation in indonesia is decapitation.
- there are men in guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time.  reason: under guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.
- in hong kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands.  the husband's lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.
- topless saleswomen are legal in liverpool, england, but only in tropical fish stores.
- in cali, colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act.
- in santa cruz, bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time.
- in maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only "in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises."
- banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. 
- humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

bored

congratulate me because my computer is dead again.  writing this from the laptop.  i'm rotting at home, as usual.  sundays are usually full of boredom, partly because of the following week looming ahead.  just the thought of going back to school spoils the day.
 
anyway, found this on some forum...

1) triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones.
2) sharpening a pencil with a knife makes you feel really manly.
3) you're never quite sure whether it's against the law or not to have a fire in your back garden.
4) you never know where to look when eating a banana. 
5) its impossible to describe the smell of a wet cat.
6) prodding a fire with a stick makes you feel manly.
7) you always feel a bit scared when stroking horses.
8) the most embarrassing thing you can do as schoolchild is to call your teacher mum or dad.
9) some days you see lots of people on crutches.
10) every man has at some stage while taking a pee, flushed half way through and then raced against the flush.
11) old women with mobile phones look wrong.
12) its impossible to look cool whilst picking up a frisbee.
13) driving through a tunnel makes you feel excited.
14) you never ever run out of salt.
15) old ladies can eat more than you think.
16) you can't respect a man who carries a dog.
17) there's no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when you've got your hand or head stuck in something.
18) no one knows the origins of their metal coat hangers.
19) the most painful household incident is wearing socks and stepping on an upturned plug.
20) people who don't drive slam car doors too hard.
21) you've turned into your dad the day you put aside a thin piece of wood specifically to  stir paint with.
22) bricks are horrible to carry.
23) in every plate of chips there is a bad chip.
24) knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

er?

first blog, created out of a potent mixture of boredom and retardation.  kill me because i don't care if you like this shit...actually i meant kill yourself.  i am lame indeed.i think this background is ugly but i cannot be bothered to make one or something.  actually i don't know how to, because i know nuts about computering.  yay.  lets all hope and wish that i can update this daily.