what what in the butt

i remember during my last year in poly, there was one afternoon we were chilling out in the canteen as usual when suddenly everyone's attention was diverted to a girl walking by.

we were all like OMG look at that! around us, it was obvious that many others had noticed her, and they were all like OMG too.

this girl was wearing a pair of exercise shorts and i think she wore it too high up because her butt cheeks were exposed! she walked around the canteen a few times, not sure if it was intentionally or not, but by the end almost everyone had noticed her (i mean her ass cheeks).

you see, just a few years ago, girls weren't as slutty as they are now, so much so that a simple butt cheek was enough to raise so much commotion and remain in my memory.

back then clothing actually covered the body. butt cheeks and bras remained carefully hidden behind clothes, like they were meant to be.

these days though, butt cheeks everywhere, and it's considered normal to leave parts of their bras exposed too. what in the hell is going on? is this fashion?

since these girls can't really see their cheeks, i've wondered if they are actually aware that their butts are on show, or is it more of an accidental occurrence due to the current trend of high-waisted shorts? (those fucking high-waisted shorts are another disease. they look like crap, seriously just stop wearing them.)

otherwise are they doing it on purpose? do they think it's sexy? or is it just a normal thing to them? won't their parents scold them?

if any of you has friends like that please help me ask them why. or if you are one of these butt-exposers then send me a photo of your butt and then we'll talk.

oh, me

this morning i dreamt that i was in class having a big argument with a fucking annoying malay girl, and i remember it so clearly because i was amazed by the amount of wit i possessed even in my dreams.

after we finished shouting at each other, i heard her saying aloud to her friend, "how i wish our laws aren't so strict, then i can ask my brother to come and bash him up!"

i then shouted at her, "yah yah, but he'll be coming here to take revenge for you, because i would fucking kill you right here!"

that shut her right up.

the rock

they approached an outcrop of huge rocks jutting out of the barren desert floor, like a monstrous growth on the sand. he wondered how it got here. was it the last survivor of the punishing desert winds?

"look at that," the traveler said. he looked up to where his finger was pointed to. there was an enormous rock perched precariously over a thin slab, high up on the rocky outcrop.

"that thing has been there for the past, i don't know, fuck, the past million years? it looks amazing, doesn't it?" before he could say anything, the traveler rambled on. "the natives had a name for it, they used it as a landmark to navigate because it could be seen from miles away."

"now it has a new name and people come from faraway lands just to look at it. amazing, isn't it?"

"yeah..." he said, sounding more like a croak because his head was tilted up to the sky, still staring at that rock.

"well take a good look because after i'm done with it it'll be no more."

it took him a few seconds to process this. "wait, whaaaat?!"

"yeah you heard me," the traveler said. "i've got all the stuff i need in here," he said, patting his backpack.

"are you mad? what are you going to do!"

"just think about it," he smiled. "a million years of history now in the palm of your hand, a snap of your fingers and it's gone forever. isn't that amazing?"

"besides, it is just a rock. all of its beauty and history was prescribed onto it by man, and now it'll all be erased by one man..." he smiled again. "... and that man is you."

he stared back at the traveler, dumbfounded. a million years of history... in his hands... the traveler started to hike up the outcrop, and he, as though in a trance, began climbing too.

8pm

i was the first vehicle on the left lane and when the lights turned green, i accelerated and intended to move to the lane on the right side because i knew that in front there was an exit from a school and the cars coming out from there were a hazard.

as i neared this exit, i tried to change lanes but a car on the right side suddenly sped up so i increased my speed accordingly to merge ahead of him. i was almost at the exit now and 2 things happened simultaneously. 2 of the worst things, in fact.

1. the car beside me accelerated further until it was directly beside me, blocking my lane-change.
2. a car suddenly crept out at the school exit.

BOOM!

i'm not sure what happened next but i was fine, surprisingly, given that i had rammed straight into the car at quite a high speed. my bike was badly smashed though, and i decided to sell it since i was quite traumatised and didn't want to test my luck again.

i went about my business for a while before i went to sleep. when i next woke up, it felt like i had been asleep for ages. my body was weak and i walked with a limp. i limped about for a bit (feeling like batman), and realised i didn't know where i was.

feeling very disorientated, i tried to recall what had happened previously that brought me to this strange place but i couldn't remember anything.

it was only later that i found out i had just woke up from a coma that lasted months and one of my legs was crippled. apparently i had fallen into a coma immediately after the accident and the rest of the day was just a dream.

what's worse was that 2 other bikes behind me had also crashed, and a girl died. i was being portrayed in the media as the cause of the death and all that shit.

and if that wasn't bad enough, the girl was someone i knew and she was riding pillion with her friend whom i knew too. he was discharged from hospital but she died after a few days. not sure what happened to the people on the third bike since i was too shocked by this news.

i limped around a bit more (feeling like batman) and tried to find out how everyone was dealing with the girl's death. they had outcasted me for 'causing' her death, and i was thinking fuck, i've been in a coma for so long and not any sympathy for me?

i realised i wouldn't be able to do a lot of things now that my leg was crippled (didn't feel like batman anymore), and how that one moment changed my life forever. i was like fuuuuuuck this shiiiiiiiit and i woke up.

mad rush

tomorrow is the official last day of my reservist and it's all been rather peaceful and nothing bad happened so i'm glad.

one thing i've learnt from this is how much i enjoy just doing nothing (and anything i want) everyday.

it feels great, sleeping until my eyes open naturally and not be awaken by some fucking alarm (nokia has the most annoying alarms of all time).

over there i do close to nothing too, but it's totally different. i do not have any control over my life there. i'm stuck, living by someone else's rules.

everyone's like wooo aren't you getting a job soon? you haven't got a job yet? what? what have you been doing?

i don't understand this. they're all rushing without knowing what they're doing it for, just because that's what everyone else is doing.

what do you do when you get there? slog and earn money and go drinking after work? spend your paycheck buying stuff because you don't know what else to do with it?

take it easy, work when you need the money and chill when you don't.

trees don't make a forest

recently one of my friends told me that a girl randomly added him on fb. he had no idea who she was, and tried as he might, he didn't manage to figure anything out. he saw on her profile that she was in the same school as him.

he accepted the friend request and just left it. after some time, she messaged him and then after some questions and arduous memory work, he found out who she was.

he had seen her in his revision lecture some months back, just 2 classes. back then he thought she was different from other girls and i guess that made her special in his eyes. he told his friends but none of them felt the same way.

who would've known that she had noticed him too? in fact he says that it seems she has noticed him even before that as she knew who his friends were and said she sees him around quite often. one day she came across his fb account and (bravely?) added him.

holy shit, i told him. what are the chances of that happening? that's like hitting the jackpot twice! once when she noticed him too, and again when she added him. yeah, he said, but it seems that she's not really who he imagined her to be (duh!).

when he first saw her, he thought she was a cool girl, definitely different from all the hordes of lame girls out there. but after chatting with her for a bit, he realised that she wasn't quite as cool as she appeared, and besides, they couldn't really click.

he said she seems quite persistent though, so i told him to just try it out and see what happens. yeah, that's what his other friends said too, he told me. after all such things don't just happen to anyone.

the problem was that all the weight of these expectations made it hard for him to 'get in the flow' and everything feels forced and unnatural. the whole thing just makes him feel uncomfortable.

well shit, who would've thought that such a perfect dream scenario could also bring about its own unique set of problems? i guess it's not so easy to see but it's true that all good things come at a price.

twice

ever since it began and gained popularity, i've managed to stay away from the stupid gang nam style shit.

never heard it before, never watched the video before, because i find that such things are stupid and i have to take the necessary steps to protect myself.

today was my first shift and early in the morning they were playing some music. guess what was the first song i heard?

AAAAYYYY SEXY LAAADY